27 March 2008
Malignant malcontent Giano still on trolling rampage
Some of you may recall that I retired from blogging—about 3 hours ago. However, the emotion-filled responses I received convinced me to continue, as did the reemergence of a notorious troll. Giano is a blight on our Great Wiki. It is time to purge him and his petulance from our community; now is our chance and we must seize the opportunity.
Nevertheless, realize that the trolls will crawl out from under their rocks and will not make it easy. For example, it should be no surprise to you, dear reader, that the same people that advocated the execution of an innocent man are now supporting a virulent disease-spreading beast.
This reprobate started his troll binge by berating FloNight with bizarre hate speech. Recall that FloNight, as Thatcher aptly points out, lacks male genitalia. Is the targeting of Flo a coincidence? Do you really believe that Giano asked her about the IRC admins channel because of supposed "assurances" she had made, or does it have more to do with her lack of a penis? The answer is clear to every non-troll reading. Undeniably, this is more evidence that Giano is an out-of-control-creature, motivated to destroy our collegiate atmosphere and spread his hate-filled misogyny to all corners of our Sacred Wikipedia. Thatcher, an important Arbcom clerk and checkuser, agrees with me. 'Nuff said.
Accordingly, in a subsequent discussion, many noted his obscene trolling; however, FT2 took the lead in supplying the diffs, proving beyond a reasonable doubt that Giano is King of the Trolls.
In this one, he is defending our Dear Leader, but he also says the F-word, something no honorable Wikipedian would say. Here, he suggests that Flo may have had a stroke and lost her ability to speak (this could also be a threat). Oh, but the troll has not finished! After hoping that Flo had a stroke, he said that she should be paralyzed! Giano is certainly implying that Flo contracted a neuromuscular disease when he started posting on her talk page. Is that the daydreaming of a demented troll or a threat from the criminally insane? Whatever the answer, this troll is begging for a blocking. He later threatened to pull out all of Ryan Postlethwaite's teeth, which is a particularly despicable threat, since Ryan has a gorgeous smile. FT2 saw these comments exactly as I saw them: pure, unadulterated incivility. Back at the hideout, Giano winks and nods to his fellow trolls, high fives them and generally has a merry time. Although, he did let it slip that he speaks German, a known character trait of ripened and repugnant rascals.
Thank goodness that FT2 (a very concise and clear communicator) blocked Giano for all of his treachery, just as we would any schoolchild vandal. The brainless and obtuse made arguments like, “but he is one of the best writers we have, surely there is another way to deal with this!” and “his commitment to the project cannot be questioned, wah, wah, wah, I’m a crybaby!” These are the imbecilic comments of ignorant people. If the imbeciles’ statements are true, then why does he set his sights on the Cathedral of Wikipedia, where our most respected leaders congregate? He is clearly a heretic and an inciter of Wiki-violence, attempting to induce fear, uncertainty, and doubt at every opportunity. The way to deal with this revolting insurrectionist is to shoot on site.
Why must we allow him to keep creating headaches for us? Is it all because of a few stupid articles that do not get half as many hits as the article about blowjobs? Is the content he provides really that important? Our readers do not seem to think so. It is time for a Great Leader, such as FT2, to tell him he can take all the architecture related crap that he writes and stick it where the sun don’t shine. Who gives a rats patooty about architecture anyway? There are certainly more important articles out there, zoophilia being one example.
It is the trick of the troll to question the perfection of our Wiki; Giano is a chief deceiver in this little game. All admins have a Jimbo given right to stay connected to the admin IRC channel for 4 weeks, 3 days, 52 minutes, and 18 seconds, non-stop. Giano wants to run rampant all over your Jimbo given rights. He wants to stop you from doing important things in the admins channel, like announcing that you’ll be right back because you are going to make a sandwich and complaining that your foot hurts. Yes, Giano wants to take this important medium away from you, so that he can head on back to the hideout and gloat about it with his clan of good time fun boys, while they utter obscene German phrases, such as “Leck mich im Arsch” (a catchphrase common among trolls).
What is more important, all that boring European poop that Giano types about day and night, or socializing on IRC? The answer is clear, trolls. However, just in case it isn’t, here’s a hint: this stupid place is surely not important. Why don't you work on something important, like the article about Labrador Receivers and the legality of having sex with them?
FT2, rid us of this brutal beast, for we have important things to do in our admins channel and this out-of-the-loop oaf is interfering. Fellow Wikipatriots, pray to the Wiki Gods! Pray that they grant strength to FT2, the fearless insurgent fighter, so he may toss out this tenacious troll forever.
Further, I issue a challenge to the malignant malcontent, Giano. Just before you were blocked, you referred to “logs” that some other baneful brute evidently passed on to you. FT2, sensing a field day for trolls, blocked you befittingly. You then made another terroristic threat, implying that FT2's noble action will not stop you from leaking these logs.
Normally, as a Good Wikipedian, I WP:Ignore all leaks. In spite my philosophy on leaks, I will make an exception in your case. Send those logs to me, Giano, or post them in the comments section of this blog and I will deconstruct the dossier and prove once and for all that the admins channel is not the den of iniquity that you describe; in fact, I will prove conclusively that it is entirely righteous and beyond reproach. I have it on good authority that the two most discussed topics, besides maintaining Wikipedia and keeping it troll free, are kittens and salt-cured meats—which, though I am allergic to cats and a vegetarian (meat is murder), are not controversial topics. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Your action or inaction in this matter will be telling. Put up or shut up, troll. Otherwise, make like a tire and hit the road! FT2 already showed you the door. Take a hint...
The Wiki Defender
*…doesn’t give a crap about architecture anyway*